Friday, May 9, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Why People From Olympia Go to Heartland!!!


10. They can still see all of there friends- With a majority of people attending it is easy to assume that in every class that you attend there will be1 Olympia person to every 4 outsiders.
9. It is still out in a corn field- Students of Olympia just cant concentrate in school if there isn't corn pollinating outside and tractors drive by.
8. The building looks cool- Living out in the middle of nowhere, Olympia students are amazed at the architect of new age buildings.
7. They now offer sports- Olympia students can still continue playing on sports teams even if they know that they are no good and will not play in the future.
6. Students know where everything is in town- There will be no need to ask others about where tings are because they already know where everything is.
5. It has adopted the name Spartland- Since it has been nicknamed this, Olympia students think that this is there only option and there are expected to go.
4. Faculty members engrave the idea of going to heartland into students heads- on the typical day over the announcements there is usually things dealing with heartland. in stead of asking where you are going to school they just ask... what classes will you be taking at heartland next year. i be if you look at the schools web site there is a link to heartland right on the front page.
3. students want to continue to get a "easy" education- face it Olympia is easy... the work load is relatively light compared to other schools.. students who go to heartland are afraid of the tough work load that comes with attending a 4 year collage
2. Olympia students are poor- heartland is a cheap alternative to a real collage, but is it really gong to get you ahead in life?
1. It is close to home- Olympia students are scared to go out on their own and move away without mommy and daddy's help. they know if they get in trouble there is a easy way out.

this is just my opinions and if you don't like it sorry but i really don't care somebody had to say it. and if you are wondering no I'm not going to heartland.

3 comments:

Justine's world said...

HAHA that was a funny one.

surrah beth said...

haha matt this made me laugh. those are all of the reasons why im NOT going to Heartland...

Lizabeth said...

This blog is extremely funny and totally honest. If someone took a poll at Olympia of who is attending Heartland it would probably be 79% of the graduating class.