Friday, April 11, 2008

Movie About Me...


i think if i had to pick one actor to play me i would have to pick Keanu Reeves. the man is indestructible just like me. i can dodge bullets like he did in the matrix and save the world form entering the depths of hell like he did in Constantine. my dad would be played by Bruce Willis because he would just be a awesome dad. can you imaging going to school and bragging to your friends that you dad single handily took out a group of international terrorist. Playing my brother would be Rob Schneider (as...A Carrot). then in this movie we would have to save the world in a another dimension that is being taken over by terrorist but in order to make some money and buy the supplies we need, we will have to enter the world of a male gigolo. along the journey we will run into problems like braking a $1000 fish tank, while fighting off huge horded of demons. this movie is going to be a block buster hit so i think we should name it. lets call it the Die Biggalo Matrix Gigolo.