Hey son,
Welcome to the world well i hope there is still a world, after the 2008 presidential election. right now i am sitting in my senior English class, creative writing. Today we have a crazy old lady sub that obviously knows nothing. i am sure that you have had those days in school. now i don't want to sound like i hate old people but there is just a time when they need to go away. now i am not saying that i want them to die because that would just be mean but they should have to go somewhere where the chances of them dying is high, like... a pond full of toxic waste. OK but seriously the world is tough out there and you have to everything that you can in order to survive. Just like the great Toby McGuire said with get power come great responsibility. that is a good quote you should probably hang it on the wall or go to some black market store and just buy all of the Spider Man movies. If you only buy one i will no longer call you my son. so i hope you turn out to be a good child that grows up to do great thing things, and make a lot of money. that way i can be sure that you won't stick me in a crappy old retirement home with smelly old people by a pond of toxic waste.
