Friday, May 9, 2008

What I am Looking Forward To!?!

NO MORE OLYMPIA.... i cant wait to got to collage and get away for this place. i have completed my four years and i sure am glad. i am looking forward to doing the whole college thing and meeting new people. i will now have more responsibility on my shoulders and i will take it. i will be able to work more going to college because i wont have to be at class all day. i am definitely looking forward to getting an apartment with some friend and creating some fun memories.

Long term... i am looking forward to seeing Colt Stroud living on the side of the road in a box begging for money. don't get me wrong i like colt and all see that he is looking over my shoulder at this moment but i think that he deserves it... haha. all of this talk about being a county star and marring Carrie Underwood, Colt sorry to tell you but it probably wont happen.

More long term... finding some hidden treasure in the ocean.

Top 10 Reasons Why People From Olympia Go to Heartland!!!


10. They can still see all of there friends- With a majority of people attending it is easy to assume that in every class that you attend there will be1 Olympia person to every 4 outsiders.
9. It is still out in a corn field- Students of Olympia just cant concentrate in school if there isn't corn pollinating outside and tractors drive by.
8. The building looks cool- Living out in the middle of nowhere, Olympia students are amazed at the architect of new age buildings.
7. They now offer sports- Olympia students can still continue playing on sports teams even if they know that they are no good and will not play in the future.
6. Students know where everything is in town- There will be no need to ask others about where tings are because they already know where everything is.
5. It has adopted the name Spartland- Since it has been nicknamed this, Olympia students think that this is there only option and there are expected to go.
4. Faculty members engrave the idea of going to heartland into students heads- on the typical day over the announcements there is usually things dealing with heartland. in stead of asking where you are going to school they just ask... what classes will you be taking at heartland next year. i be if you look at the schools web site there is a link to heartland right on the front page.
3. students want to continue to get a "easy" education- face it Olympia is easy... the work load is relatively light compared to other schools.. students who go to heartland are afraid of the tough work load that comes with attending a 4 year collage
2. Olympia students are poor- heartland is a cheap alternative to a real collage, but is it really gong to get you ahead in life?
1. It is close to home- Olympia students are scared to go out on their own and move away without mommy and daddy's help. they know if they get in trouble there is a easy way out.

this is just my opinions and if you don't like it sorry but i really don't care somebody had to say it. and if you are wondering no I'm not going to heartland.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Internal Conflict


truthfully... i am always thinking and arguing to myself in my head. Sometimes things get so bad that i cant focus on anything till something is done. most recently i got in a fight with the old "BFF", i probably said something to his girlfriend that i shouldn't have but somebody needed to put her in her place. in lack of better words she was being a... witch. So the whole night ended up with me just taking off because stuff was said and the girl that he has been dating now became more important than the friend that he has had for 14 year. moving on over the next few days i fought with myself about everything, what i said, what still needed to be said and what i was going to do next. in the end things did turn out OK. have yo ever wished that your inner voice sounded like Jiminy cricket. that would be pretty awesome don't you think? then i could always wish upon a star... because it makes no difference who i are.

The Ideal Lady Friend


down in my Frankenstein layer, i began to make the perfect women for me... all while hoping that it would turn out better that that Frankenstein fella that i made who can barley talk. first off she would have to be intelligent. i would be important that she understands the world around her and has the knowledge to make a decision on her own. She would have to be interested in in some (not all) of the things that i like. i would be nice if she took an interest in racing and other sports. i would like her to have a nitch a cooking... sorry i have to eat and if i can make whoever i want, i want to eat well. moving on to more physical details, she would be a blond probably, just a shay shorter than me. Her eye color has to be green. over all i am just looking for to make somebody that is just a good person to hang out with that will make me laugh. PS... if she was Taylor swift i would have no problem dating that!!! In the world of some Disney character... she if practical perfect in every why.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Movie About Me...


i think if i had to pick one actor to play me i would have to pick Keanu Reeves. the man is indestructible just like me. i can dodge bullets like he did in the matrix and save the world form entering the depths of hell like he did in Constantine. my dad would be played by Bruce Willis because he would just be a awesome dad. can you imaging going to school and bragging to your friends that you dad single handily took out a group of international terrorist. Playing my brother would be Rob Schneider (as...A Carrot). then in this movie we would have to save the world in a another dimension that is being taken over by terrorist but in order to make some money and buy the supplies we need, we will have to enter the world of a male gigolo. along the journey we will run into problems like braking a $1000 fish tank, while fighting off huge horded of demons. this movie is going to be a block buster hit so i think we should name it. lets call it the Die Biggalo Matrix Gigolo.

Friday, April 4, 2008

A Wrinkle in Time


if i could go back and change one thing in my life it would be the opportunity when i got to go to the moon. yes for those of you who didn't know i had the opportunity to go to the moon. although i decided to stay home because at that time in my life i had a hard problem with gravity. See i had just gotten the hang of gravity here on earth and i figure that if i went to the moon that it would screw up all of the progress that i have made.
i sometimes wonder what my life would of been like if i had gone to the moon. i could of been a famous celebrity and had all the money in the world. or maybe i would of just stayed up there and built my own house, stated my own town... heck i could of been president. then i could make a theme park on the moon only open to me though, kind of like what Cartman did. yes my life could be totally different if i had only gone to the moon. maybe i will get the chance another day. until then i will just sit here at my computer and come up with crazy funny stories that mean nothing when i cant think of anything to write about. the end

Friday, March 14, 2008

Week 9 The Wonderful Smell of Spring


Man it sure is nice to be able to walk outside without a coat on again. for awhile there i was beginning to wonder if spring was ever going to come. I tell you what on those early march days when it was still below freezing in the morning i could have gone for some of that global warming. OK back to what i should be writing about. earlier this week when i walked out of the school and had the sense that spring was on its way the first thing that comes to my mind is riding 3 and 4 wheelers out in the fresh spring air in the middle of the night. Probably one of the most relaxing things in the world to do and after the LONG winter that we had i can' Wait till that first warm night where the frogs are ribiting and the bugs are biting at the back of your head. i recall this one night when i was probably in about 7 grade. i went out by myself riding at about 9. 10 minutes or so into my ride i was about 1 1/2 miles away from my house out in the middle of a corn field and ran out of gas. Yeah that wasn't very fun. A 15 minute walk in pitch black darkness. i thought a coyote was going to eat me for dinner.